“SHE WOLF” Shakira (Sony) *
Shakira’s latest album has struggled on the charts and it’s no wonder- this is one of the most mind-numbingly dull discs I’ve heard in ages.
I’ve never been a fan of this hot Colombian babe’s music yet I was unprepared for how dreadful this is- even my wife hates it. “She Wolf” is a cross between a wannabe club album and lousy disco, and the beats seem to vary little from song to song. I liked the title “She Wolf” and hoped for something dangerous and exotic- no such luck. Production makes use of drum machines and subsonics, so at least it will sound thumpy in the few jeeps that dare play this. You’d be hard pressed to find a worse album out there than “She Wolf”.
KEY CUTS: Nuh-uh. I’ve listened to this creamy diarrhea twice, and that’s all I can stand.